A LITTLE HUMOUR........



Our thanks to the 'concerned' contributor who thinks that sometimes road signs should just say it as it is!

17 May 2005



Another classic! Many thanks to the sender of this illustation of when the best laid plans go wrong!

24 June 2007



A real gem! A big thanks to the sender of this all time classic! There was obviously a barrier to getting this reinstatement right!!! Personally I'd put a curb on this type of work!(As an aside you may be interested to know my alternate comic career is staggering on the edge of obscurity - don't know why!).

29 February 2004



Many thanks to my contact somewhere in rural Lincolnshire where they believe that cycling is 'branching' out! I see it more as a new form of 'trunk' cycle route but maybe I'm 'barking' up the wrong tree! Anyway I am sure someone will 'twig' to it and get to the 'root'of the problem! I better 'leaf' it at that point!

10 December 2003



'Wheeley' Great!

What can I say but thanks my neighbour Steve who forwarded this on to me and brightened the day! How you would reinstate the lining I don't know! Just don't try this one at home!

16 September 2003




Overground, underground, wobbling free!

Another Mr X has forwarded the photograph below which shows an interesting variation in the specification for laying of apparatus. He rightly does point out that the photo was not taken in this region although how close to Wimbeldon and the Wombles it is, I don't know!

Who ever laid this duct may have believed that this type of installation ensured that its location was clear to any future workers - Maybe they don't trust the new Records Code of Practice?



3 July 2003


Straight on and exit via a Trunk road?

Out and about last Summer (unfortunately not in a Daytona yellow Capri!)I found myself in a car park in the Region, although I am saying where (yet)! As a courteous driver (well I do follow the Mad Max school of driving!) I always try to obey road signs and markings. However in this instance I felt that I really should ignore the road marking and take the long way around to exit the car park rather then exit this World!

9 January 2003


Flying the flag for American road works!

Whilst visited America this April it seems that it is very much business as usual after the events of 11 September 2001. However the one thing I did notice since my visit in June 2001 was that just about everything and everyone sported a stars and stripes flag. So much so that one wonders if Bin Laden has shares in a flag company somewhere. On houses, office blocks, shops, trains, buses, cars, T shirts - the list goes on! I did think I had seen just about every possibility when sat waiting at some road works in Colorado I saw what the photographs below show.

Is this something we will see in the UK? I just wonder if the new Code of Practice for Signing and Guarding should now be amended?

26 May 2002


All seems normal - but take a closer look at the Stop board!


Only in America!!!!




Polish pole predicament!!!

Nobody can say the New Roads and Street Works Act is a barrel of laughs. You certainly don't see comedians making it top of their list of merriment and mirth inducing subjects in their acts.

Occasionally though something comes along which just might bring a smile to the faces of those of us involved in the working of the Act. I am therefore very grateful to the anonymous 'X' who emailed me the photo below. Much as we may curse the Act on occasions, it shows just what could happen if we didn't have it.

Apparently the electricity utility in a Polish town wanted to put up a new overhead cable. The highway authority wanted to build a new road. Somehow the plans just didn't get co-ordinated, resulting in the situation shown in the photograph. It has apparently been like this for over a year awaiting the two bodies to resolve the situation.

Well if they do have their version of the Act it doesn't appear to be working!

Anyone fancy a secondment to Poland?

Road in Polish town

If you have any similar photos which you may feel would bring a smile to all of us please feel free to email by clicking here.
28 January 2001